i dont got beef cos i dont eat no meat

religiousmom:

the week leading up to your period is the worst its like playing russian roulette with underwear

(via laughcentre)

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

(via laughcentre)

raptorific:

Sometimes I walk past a graveyard and I think “I could dress up like a ghost and haunt the shit out of that cemetery for like, weeks before anybody noticed and stopped me”

And then I realized that I was headed down a road that leads to scooby doo villainy

(via dutchster)