i dont got beef cos i dont eat no meat

religiousmom:

the week leading up to your period is the worst its like playing russian roulette with underwear

(Source: ttity, via laughcentre)

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

(via laughcentre)

raptorific:

Sometimes I walk past a graveyard and I think “I could dress up like a ghost and haunt the shit out of that cemetery for like, weeks before anybody noticed and stopped me”

And then I realized that I was headed down a road that leads to scooby doo villainy

(via dutchster)